I Need A Cool Name

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

wtfdoumean:

"Not transphobic tho"

wtfdoumean:

"Not transphobic tho"

I do not appreciate your tags. Plus this isn’t nearly as bad as the time we fucked up our cups in the stadium.

I do not appreciate your tags. Plus this isn’t nearly as bad as the time we fucked up our cups in the stadium.

If I said when I move I’m not going to find a job to focus on my company, would that be terribly insane?


"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"

plightofthevalkyries:

Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

lastglasslipper

(Source: cosimaniehaus-comier)


hell-on-high-heels23:

that odd moment when south park says something more beautiful and poetic than most television shows out there

no,like this guy here is the cutest fucking little ball of sunshine though.

(Source: south-park-gifs)

wodkat:

oops

wodkat:

oops

(Source: highonvodka)

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

ismellapples:

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

image

THAT GIF I’M CRYING


fastcompany:

The new Z-series suit is designed for walking on Mars, not simply floating around in space as astronauts have in the past. The space agency now wants your help to pick the final look.