Sometimes I’m guilty with my guy friends of being like wow I don’t understand women, but realistically I mean no one understands anyone feeling the opposite of what they feel or would feel in a situation. So I mean like all I’m getting at is just because your girlfriend is upset and her best friend understands doesn’t mean you automatically don’t understand women.
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I apparently have over 250 things in my queue. And I rarely post anything. I just queue everything. I should quit. You all probably already think I’m creeping your old blog posts. But I’m not. You’re not all that important.
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
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An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.