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humansofnewyork: “He loves his friends at the daycare. He...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:00:36 -0400

“He loves his friends at the daycare. He literally drags me there every morning, then when it’s time to go home, he does this.”

ancientart: The Ancient Egyptian 12th dynasty tomb of Sarenput...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:00:32 -0400

ancientart:

The Ancient Egyptian 12th dynasty tomb of Sarenput I, Qubbet el-Hawa at Aswan.

Sarenput I was the Governor of Elephantine and Overseer of the Priests of Satis during the reign of Senwosret I. The tomb includes biographical information inscribed on the columns:

“ I have built my tomb to show my gratitude to the king Kheper-Ka-Ra (Senuseret I).

His majesty made me great in the land. I have overturned very ancient rules and, it resulted that I reached the sky in an instant.

I have employed artisans to work in my tomb and his Majesty congratulated me highly and often in the presence of courtesans and the Queen..

The tomb was equipped with palace furniture, decorated with all sorts of accessories, filled with decorative parts and provided with offerings. I should not want for any necessary thing, it was at the treasure house that all this was claimed for me. His Majesty saw to it that I could have a good life. I was full of joy at having succeeded in reaching the sky, my head touched the firmament, I grazed the stars. I appeared like a star. I danced like the planets, my town celebrated and my troops were jubilant.

For me, the Elephantine gods extended the reign of His Majesty as king they caused His Majesty to be reborn for me in order that he might repeat millions of Sed festivals for me, they granted him eternity as king that he might install himself on the throne of Horus, just as I had wished for him.” (x)

Photos courtesy & taken by Olaf Tausch

sarahtheimpossible: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:32 -0400

sarahtheimpossible:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:45 -0400

I just need a blow job and chicken fingers and everything will be okay.

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:04:20 -0400

I just need a blow job and chicken fingers and everything will be okay.

mygeekyexistence: boy-in-the-broom-cupboard: themistakencrier: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:22 -0400

mygeekyexistence:

boy-in-the-broom-cupboard:

themistakencrier:

the-white-rabbiit:

best endless .gif ever.

“U lil shit get in there.”

This is Cas. Continuing to save Sam and Dean as they slide into hell.

abandonedography: This looks cozy

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:02 -0400

abandonedography:

This looks cozy

Sometimes I’m guilty with my guy friends of being like wow I don’t understand women, but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:12 -0400

Sometimes I’m guilty with my guy friends of being like wow I don’t understand women, but realistically I mean no one understands anyone feeling the opposite of what they feel or would feel in a situation. So I mean like all I’m getting at is just because your girlfriend is upset and her best friend understands doesn’t mean you automatically don’t understand women.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:30 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:31 -0400

I apparently have over 250 things in my queue. And I rarely post anything. I just queue everything....

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:21:30 -0400

I apparently have over 250 things in my queue. And I rarely post anything. I just queue everything. I should quit. You all probably already think I’m creeping your old blog posts. But I’m not. You’re not all that important.

frickyeah1990s: i’m going to drop the summer mixtape soon,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:50 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

i’m going to drop the summer mixtape soon, heres the first track

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:32 -0400

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:30 -0400

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

britrachmood: In This Moment - Whore(YouTube killed my last...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:30:10 -0400

britrachmood:

In This Moment - Whore
(YouTube killed my last one) but yeah… still stuck in my head

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:33 -0400

American Psycho trivia: Two scenes featured unexpected...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:24 -0400

American Psycho trivia: Two scenes featured unexpected improvisation by Christian Bale. When Bateman is jumping rope, he starts to skip and cross his jump rope as a schoolgirl would. Bale surprised director Mary Harron even more by starting to dance as Bateman was preparing to kill Paul Allen (Jared Leto). That time, she says in interviews and the commentary, she collapsed with laughter.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:34 -0400

niknak79: I think they named this street appropriately.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:32 -0400

niknak79:

I think they named this street appropriately.

a-study-in-butts: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:58:52 -0400

a-study-in-butts:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother

For the record we are taught what a fortnight is in high school. But no we don’t use it regularly.